July 13, 2000
They Don't Understand From Wind...

Sure, a nice mulch of old newspapers, they said. Weight them down with a little bit of dirt, they said. So what do I tell my neighbor downwind, why three months worth of 1998 newspapers are delivered to his lawn? With my name on them yet? Oy, veh!
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