The young lad is conducting a science experiment which requires 2-inch square pieces of various types of wood to be baked in the oven for 24 hours, then carefully measured for shrinkage.
Young girl: "That's the worst-tasting brownie I've ever had! Well, at least since the time Dad tried to bake some....Hey, maybe these aren't so bad after all, let's have another bite....."
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