March 30, 2004
Checkpoint Charolais
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Get it? Black and White are irrelevant here. Don't you understand? You are entering MadCow country! I mean, look at them. Look! All wearing those yellow plastic earrings. And every one on the left ear! What does it all mean?

Man, I've had some trouble with customs before, but never quite like this.

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