My daughter brought home a book detailing the fine art of writing essays. Page 64 caught my eye; a list of thirty transitional phrases to smoothly glide from one paragraph to the next. Plus an additional troublesome one. "Hmmmm", thinks I, "How many days doth March have? Or is it hast? Hath?!" Forsooth (and alas, that is not on the list), we shall present them here for your pleasure this month, in alphabetical order!
Admittedly, this is one of the lamer ideas I have ever conceived, but by no means the lamest. As you long-suffering Strange-Trippers well know.