March 9, 2006
Blauer Als Was?
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When I was in Germany, "blau" meant "drunk". And when they say "blau" over there, they really mean blau. Why do I want to vote for somebody who is drunker still?

Furthermore, why should I even care about a campaign for an official position where I'm either going to be arrested or declared dead? Especially by some drunk guy. What? That's his name, you say? Never mind....

[Disclaimer: Mr. Blauer is actually a teetotaller and a dedicated officer. His campaign manager was not much amused by the foregoing puerile attempt at humour. But please, newcomers to this site must learn to take things in context. Let's see, how many "never mind" jokes have we featured here? Hmmmm... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22...

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