That's what our kids used to call this place. True story: A couple from Amityville called last week looking for a place to rent out here. I thought this might be comfortable for them.
True, the chimney seems to have disappeared brick-by-brick. And there is not a piece of glass left in the windows. Floorboards are rotten and broken in spots. Don't know if it was a dead skunk, a dead cat or just what over in the corner there. Well, maybe we won't charge a security deposit....