August 1, 2007
Heart-Stopping
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See? I told you this festival was gonna be tasty! Just imagine all of these tubers (grown in Vauxhall, no doubt), fried in healthy Canola™ oil then slathered with a guaranteed 15% cholesterol-free gravy. A topping of cheese curds on the hot mix adds just the right gooified texture you know and love. Ah, la belle poutine!

Now before you dig in, Strange-Trippers, check to make sure your life insurance is paid up. You did remember my tip as to the beneficiary designation, I hope?

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