Now wait a minute! Are these the gracefully-aged Strange-Trippers from 33 years ago, or is this what the Kindergartners looked like back 12 years ago? I'm so confused!
Well why don't you hold your thumb on your script like this? That way I never lose my place!
And kudos (and a possible pay-raise) to the secretary who said "Oh, well maybe the blue jeans have faded a little...."