Dr. Hornschnabel is anticipating retirement. Hmmmm, those golf balls sitting up there on those flimsy tees. There must be a solution. Aha!
But, Doctor, you have to hit those balls! You know, move them down the fairway?
Ach so! You sit them there, then hit them, then follow after them and hit them again? Never mind, I'll find something else, like fly-fishing?
Well, if you want to catch flies, then that would be interesting. If you want to eat them, then moreso. I'd suggest catch-and-release, myself. Anyway, Happy Birthday to the good Doctor!