Dr. Hornschnabel recently made a small excursion to this tropical island - all in the interest of science, mind you - to discover what today's young college students are doing to relax from their arduous studies.
They seem to be drinking healthful portions of various tropical juices: mango, coconut, pineapple! Therefore, it surprises the good Doctor that the young scholars present with a grey pallor, bloodshot eyes, and varying stages of nausea the following morning. What could the problem be? Research continues apace; entirely tax-deductible, needless to say.