December 2, 2010
Light 'Em If You Got 'Em
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I always get confused over how to set up the Hanukkah candles, so as usual I tracked down the local rabbi.

"Look, you big dumb Swede", he said, "like I tell you every year, I'm a priest, not a rabbi! And you're neither Jewish nor Catholic. Anyway, it's 'load to the left, light to the right'. Schlemiel."

I never did believe his name is Murphy...

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