January 2, 2012
Judging Scandal
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There was a bit of controversy over yesterday's "Beer War Between The States" when it was revealed that the judge had perhaps been unduly influenced by the equipment used to open the bottles.

Sigh. Those whiny Alaskans. They've always been jealous. I mean, how does a show like "Alaska Four-Nine" sound? Especially when it features malamutes and girls clad in fur parkas? Book 'em, Dano!

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